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Born under a cursed moon and raised among gators and gossip, Mama Sha’ has been stirring pots—both literal and metaphorical—for over 45 years. This ain’t your grandma’s apothecary—unless she hexed exes for fun and kept bones in labeled jars. Now, over the age of 50, Mama Sha’ is tired of the frilly nonsense. She’s thrown in the towel – on shiny spell jars, mass-produced “intention kits” and TikTok witches spewing out bad advice and who think magic is just lighting a candle while duck-lip pouting into their cell phone for clicks. She’s not here for the influencer alchemy or quartz-drenched nonsense blessed by algorithms and sold with a selfie, the endless parades of crystal-infused moonwater that couldn’t hex its way out of a paper bag. Mama Sha’ needs grit, not glitter. Power, not Pinterest. She has spent years building her craft with bones, fire and actual consequences. She has leaned hard into the grit, the grime, and the glory of true swamp witchery. Her hands know herbs, her boots know mud, and her mouth knows curses sharp enough to slice through generational trauma. Crystals are fine, but she prefers tools that bite back—rusted nails, crawfish mud, black salt, and the kind of herbs that get you side-eyed at TSA. She don’t cast for aesthetics. She casts for results. This isn’t a vibe. It’s a vow. If you’re looking for pastel spells and glitter jars, turn back now. But if you crave botanical vengeance and handcrafted wrath, welcome home. So buckle up, buttercups! Let’s do this!
Money Momentum: What to Do When the Doors Finally Open

Money Momentum: What to Do When the Doors Finally Open

You did the work. You opened your roads to ensure nothing can stop your money from coming to you! (Hence the importance of always doing road opener work first!!)

You cried under the moon, screamed into the void, greased your roads, cleansed your soul, and maybe even bribed your ancestors with rum and pound cake.

And now… the energy’s moving.
Things are shifting. Money is whispering your name like a scandalous secret.

The doors?
They. Are. Open.

And here you are… staring at them like they’re going to carry you across the threshold. Cute.

Let me be clear: Just because the door is open doesn’t mean you’ve made it. It means it’s time to MOVE.

Here’s what to do now that money is finally giving you the side-eye:

1. Get Your Frequency Out of the Basement

You can’t call in luxury while vibrating like a busted garage light.
Time to adjust your energy. Walk like money already knows your address.
(And stop doom-scrolling between client calls. Yes, I see you.)

2. Give That Bag a Job Before It Wanders Off

Money without direction is just chaos in a cute outfit.
Tell your dollars where to go: pay that invoice, stack your savings, invest in the thing.
If you don’t claim it, your subconscious will spend it on random candles and emotional damage control.

3. Protect Your Flow Like a Possessed Creek Witch

You wanted the water to run.
Now guard it like a river spirit who’s seen some shit.
That means boundaries. Systems. Saying no. Contracts.
Let people know your rates aren’t flexible just because Mercury is in a weird mood.

4. Gratitude Is a Spell—So Speak It, Then Move

Be grateful. Bless the flow. Light your cinnamon sticks.
But also: send the invoice.
Gratitude without action is just sitting on your porch waiting for UPS to deliver your self-worth.

5. Don’t Fumble the Bag Just Because You Got Nervous

This is your moment. You manifested it.
Don’t ghost the momentum now. Don’t downplay. Don’t shrink.
Don’t tell the Universe “never mind” because you got weird about receiving.

You asked. You opened. You aligned.

Now hold it.

Here’s some fun witchery to help you start that garden hose of wealth . . .

Aligned, Abundant, and Unbothered

A Spell for Calling in Wealth Without Groveling for It

Roots & Bits:

  • One white, gold or green candle (for clean energy + high-dollar glow)
  • A small mirror (pocket-sized is fine—you’re calling in yourself, babies)
  • A piece of currency (dollar, coin, check stub from 2017 you can finally bless)
  • A sprinkle of dried basil or bay leaf (known for saying “secure the coin”)
  • Optional: 6 Figure Income Oil; Midas Touch, Lucky Streak if you wanna gamble! and good money oil will work here—wealth doesn’t have to smell like stress
  • Your energy: calm, clear, and fully unavailable for bs!

Call It In Without Looking Desperate)

Set the Vibe:
Light the candle. Place the mirror in front of it—facing you. You are the source! Let that flame reflect your power back to you. Add the currency on top of the mirror. Sprinkle your basil or bay leaf over it.

Anoint with Intention:
Dab a little oil on your pulse points: wrists, behind your ears and your third eye. This is wealth with boundaries. Rich energy that doesn’t explain itself.

Speak the Spell (Slow. Like You Already Own the Building):

“I am aligned.
I am abundant.
I am not chasing.
Wealth is drawn to me
Because I am still,
But radiant.

Let the flow match my rhythm.
Let the money arrive already blessed.
Let the energy match my peace.

I do not hustle.
I do not beg.
I receive.”

Say it once. Say it like a decree, not a request. You’re not praying to the gods—you’re reminding them who hired them.

Seal It Softly:

Look at yourself in the mirror. Not in a judgmental way—in a reverent way.
Put out your candle. Tuck the coin or dollar somewhere sacred—wallet, altar, bra, wherever you carry magic.

Post-Spell Protocol (Because You’re Still a Human):

Don’t over-explain your rates.
Don’t offer discounts out of guilt.
Don’t shrink because you’re glowing.
Send the invoice. Raise the price.
Let people meet you at your value—not your insecurity.

You are aligned.
You are abundant.
And you are deliciously, gloriously, completely unbothered.

🧰 Tools of the Trade

Because rituals work better when you don’t improvise with birthday candles and stress.

👉️ Money Drawing Beeswax Candle
Light it when ready to be paid, praised, and spiritually moisturized.

👉 Money Drawing Candle Blessing
Let me roll a blessing for you!


👉 Money Drawing Rituals
Let us bless and dress candles, talk to the spirits and call down your wealth from the Universe – without getting weird about it.

👉 6-Figure Income Oil
Anoint your hands, your wallet, and your expectations.

👉 Midas Touch Oil
For when you want everything you touch to say “booked, busy, and blessed.”

👉Browse the full collection
Everything you need to be aligned, abundant, and unbothered AF.


Alright, my lush swamp beings, that’s your gold-dusted gospel for the week.

Thanks for showing up with glitter in your aura and grit in your soul—I felt you.

Now go charm the coins, command your worth, and let the world adjust to your frequency. The spell’s cast. The candle’s lit. The universe has been politely threatened.

Stay powerful. Stay paid. Stay unbothered.

Love, legacy, and a dash of luck,
❤️🔥 Mama Sha’ – Inexplicable Things

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