Inexplicable Things Blog

This is going to piss some people off. But it has to be said, and since I haven’t yet seen anyone address this issue, it’s up to me to put on my gloves and do the dirty work. So let’s get to it.

If you have ever spent time in a Viking reenactment camp, you will notice that there are some individuals walking around with a certain know-it-all attitude. They will sometimes approach other people and tell them how they should dress to be “historically correct”. While we can all agree that it is rather uncommon to see supposedly heterosexual males being that obsessed with colors, fabrics and jewelry, the point here is that these people, let’s call them the Fashion Police, add no more value to the growing Viking community than inanimate mannequins. In fact, a mannequin would probably make a better contribution to the community since they would…