08 Wednesday Feb 2017
Tags
Anniversary, Beginnings, Blog, Conjure, Enemy, Herbs, Hex, Honey Jar, Hoodoo, Inexplicable Things, Jar Spell, Love-Drawing, Magick aresenal, Magickal Basics, Manifestation, Money-Drawing, Oils, Pagan, Powders, Swamp Witch, Sympathetic Magick, Taglock, Witchcraft
This gallery contains 10 photos.
In light of recent social media rants about the ineffectiveness of some of the more uncomplicated ways of performing conjure, …
09 Tuesday Feb 2016
Posted in General Musings...., Swamp Conjure & Hoodoo
Tags
Anti, Bayou, Beginnings, Black Heart, Blog, Conjure, Craft, Dark, Death, Hoodoo, Magick, Relationship, Ritual, Sever, Severance Package, Spells, Spiritual, Unbinding, Valentines Day, Violent
February 14 –
Conjures up images of baby cupids in diapers, arrows with heart-shaped tips, and little hearts floating over couples’ heads.
But what about those of us that are Anti-Valentine’s Day?
Valentine’s Day isn’t all about love… or a diaper-clad baby shooting arrows at people… it’s also about those that can’t get rid of someone, that person that just refuses to let you go… and this day has some historical disasters.
Every year, around this time, I do a special Anti-Valentine’s Day Unbinding Ritual.
Specifically designed for those that really need to get someone the hell outta their life, and unbind someone from them. Maybe you have a negative influence from someone that just won’t let you move on. Or even a stalker! Ex-lover from your past that holds a torch for you that is causing problems.
Miss Sha’s own special way to rid herself of a nuisance. Severance Package is, at it’s basic, a severe Unbinding of Two Hearts. Specifically designed for those that really need to get someone the hell outta their life, unbind someone from you. Maybe you have a negative influence from someone that just won’t let you move on. Or even a stalker! Ex-lover from your past that holds a torch for you that is causing problems.
It’s fairly powerful work – she has a specific spot in a cemetery where she works. Two Hearts (yes, real animal hearts) are baptized with the appropriate oils and then bound together. A Kukri style machete – that has been rumored to have taken a life – is used to severe the connection between the two hearts – VIOLENTLY. A bit more conjure work is done and then the two pieces are disposed of after a certain specified number of days, at opposite ends of the bayou. By then, the connection is properly withered and dying – the disposal helps put the final nail in the coffin of this relationship.
Clients will be provided with photos and proof that the work being done is for their particular situation.
Perfectly designed to cut the ties that bind between two people.
I am only able to perform a handful of these services – due to the amount of energy required, so it is first come, first serve.
Want to know more? Message me, or check it out on my webpage: http://www.inexplicablethings.com/professional-services.html
10 Thursday Sep 2015
Posted in Divination, Necromancing, Shop
Tags
Anniversary, Bayou, Beginnings, Blog, Blood, Cajun, Celtic, Cemetery, Conjure, Dark, FullMoon, Ghost, Hoodoo, Moon, Prophesy, September 2015, Spirits, Swamp, Tetrad, Water, Witch, Witchcraft
September is an important month.
It is a wonderful harvest month –
It draws summer to a close –
It gives us the first official days of Autumn –
It is the month preceding October (only the greatest month, ever!) –
And, most notably, the Full Moon in September 2015 is quite special. This month’s Blood Moon, which is also known as a Lunar eclipse, is the final moon in what is known as a tetrad – or the culmination of four eclipses and is said to foreshadow prophesies for several religions.
(Amazing artwork found at CatsEyeStudio on Etsy! https://www.etsy.com/listing/186373168/blood-moon-photo-surreal-full-moon-art?ref=market)
These Blood Moon Prophesies originated in the Book of Joel in the Hebrew Bible. There it is written that
‘the sun will turn into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and terrible day of the Lord comes.’
This phrase is also stated during Pentecost by Saint Peter, and is referenced in the Book of Revelation Chapter 6 Verses 11-13. Verse 12 says, ‘And I behold when he had opened the sixth seal and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood’
Many feel that this is an omen of the coming of the end of times.
I do not always follow the lunar phases – as I have found ways around the mundane waiting a week here or week there – just to work some magick! *wink* – there are ways around this… more about that at a later time! But, I do enjoy a powerful Full Moon – especially one that could be a harbinger for the end of days!
So, for this reason, I am offering a special on my magickal mix called Ghost Water!
Miss Sha’s Ghost Water!
Miss Sha’s Ghost Water is perfect for use with séances and medium work, speaking to ancestors or honoring them, banishment and repelling of negative energies, breaking harmful habits – just to name a few.
But, of course, it can also be used for more nefarious purposes as well. Have a neighbor you really want to get rid of? Need to sever a connection with a person in your life?
I have put a lot of time and energy into working out all the kinks to this formulary recipe. It is both time and trial tested – with amazing results! I have several contacts among the spirit world and the Dead that assist with the entire process.
For this foreboding Moon, I have a special swampy, forgotten cemetery in mind – and it’s sure to please! I will gather up the water and relinquish it to a few cutely decorated, yet adorably creepy little bottles and will have it ready for your personal use by October 1! Just in time to contact lost loves, family members that have passed, or just to get in touch with your macabre side.
I will also be including quartz crystals – hand mined by me – as an amplifier for the qualities of the Ghost Water!~
Bottles will be chosen at random, corked & wax-sealed for transport. They will also be prayed over upon my own personal working altar – prior to shipping to their new homes!
Last year, I did this for clients, and was sold out rather quickly. This year, I will be adding a few extra bottles, but will be a limited supply. If you are interested in purchasing one of these bottles of Ghost Water, please let me know ASAP. No payment required until your bottle is ready.
First come, first serve!!
Please email me at: inexplicablethings@yahoo.com or visit my website at InexplicableThings.com!
If you have a particular matter in mind for your Ghost Water – let me know and I will make sure my prayer energies are directed towards your needs. If you have a particular ribbon color you wish – let me know that, as well. I will also email photos of the entire process, so you know how your bottle is progressing!
$13 bottles (plus shipping) of Blood Moon Ghost Water – hand crafted and conjured by a Swamp Witch in the back bayous of Louisiana! Perfect!
And please note – these will NOT be the tiny little faery bottles you see on Etsy and Ebay – these are at the very least, 3 oz or larger.
e
To read more about the Blood Moon Prophesy – check out the following links:
www.newsmax.com/TheWire/blood-moon-prophesy-scary/2015
www.endtime.com/four-blood-moons
And be sure to check the Amazing Artwork at Cat’s Eye Studio on Etsy!
24 Friday Jul 2015
Posted in Homegrown Preppers
Tags
Bayou, Beginnings, Blog, Color, Craft, Culinary, Cultivate, Dirt, Garden, Grow, organic, Plant, Prepper, Prepping, Soil, Sustain, Tree, Vegetables, Weeds
Hello again, my minions!
I thought since I was on a roll, I might as well do another blog posting.
This is on one of the projects we have started since moving to the bayou.
The dear hubby read an article about turning compost into actual dirt – so thought he would give it a go.
We allowed the lawn (almost an acre!) grow for two weeks at a time. We collected all the grass clippings and started piling them in a particularly sunny spot on the property. After a week, he manually turned the clippings over and watered them down a few times.
Two weeks ago, he made a concoction of water, beer, soda and ammonia and attached it to a nozzle that hooked to the sprinkler. He gave everything a nice little soaking, while I mowed the lawn again and put all additional grass clippings in the pile. Oh, I forgot to mention, we also cleaned out the refrigerator a few times and had things like moldy cauliflower, bread crumbs and even some coffee grounds in the mix. He then used a small cultivator attachment for our weed eater to turn things over.
We had to fall a dead tree and used it as a border around our little compost heap.
For the next week, he watered the area a little each evening.
Finally, late Sunday evening, he decided to drop a few seeds on the ground. Now, mind you, these seeds were not pretreated or anything – they came right out of the package (we got a great heirloom mix from Eden Brothers at www.EdenBrothers.com ). Hoping for some growth before we got too late in the season.
Again, every evening for 4 days, he watered.
And behold…on the 4th day – life sprang forth!! He must have done something right.
Just goes to show ya… if you don’t have decent soil for growing vegetation… make it!
Now, we do live in the great state of Louisiana… so decent soil really isn’t much of an issue… but this is just an added bonus. I won’t have to add any potting soil or anything to me planters when I plant all my herbs!!
Super excited about this! And it’s renewable, sustainable, and downright good for you!
Now…about keeping the critters out – the next challenge!
More to come about this little project!
24 Friday Jul 2015
Posted in General Musings....
Tags
Bayou, Beginnings, Blog, Caddo, Cajun, Color, Conjure, Critters, Cypress, Family, Home, Hoodoo, Inexplicable Things, Lake, Louisiana, Voodoo, Woods
Greetings and Salutations from the bayou!
So many wonderful things have happened since last we spoke! I apologize for my absence over the last couple of months – but it will not be happening again.
As most of you know – my family and I moved not once, not twice, but three times in the last 6 or 7 months – but we are now firmly rooted (using that term loosely) in the bayou! We purchased a quaint little cottage on a little piece of land surrounded by life and trees and things that will bite you!
We are less than a mile from a beautiful lake that is home to the largest cypress forest in the world! It’s amazing here! I spend evenings on the porch or in the trees trying desperately to catch the millions of lightning bugs that put on quite a show each night. I feed the squirrels and vow to have one as a pet eating out of my hand by year’s end! I have a yard full of small toads and bright green lizards that invariably keep me company when I walk through the grass. I even have made friends with a small box turtle that keeps sentinel around the perimeter of the property. I love it here!
It has taken me a few months to settle in, set up shop, get my personal working altar up and running and begin some semblance of a normalcy that I can call routine. I have chosen a picture window in the living room that looks out towards the dense woods behind our home. This will be where many things come to pass! The hubby is working on an office-type set-up for me, but for now, a recliner and TV tray will suffice.
Things worth noting:
Inexplicable Things finally has its own website! *and the crowd cheers*
This only took about 7 years, but who’s counting?! It’s still under construction, but will most likely be a living, breathing, changing thing anyhow. I am using the site to focus on those fans of a darker nature. Those that need a little help and are afraid of who to ask for fear of being judged. We all could use some help sometimes… and sometimes that means doing whatever is necessary. There are a great many practitioners out there that focus on the good and happy – but what about when we need have that need for justice or vengeance gnawing at us? What about righting a wrong done to you? This will also be a place I can show off some of the bones and more nefarious wares that I stumble across in my travels. My cemetery photography will also be captured there.
So, for those that care to visit, please be sure to check me out at:
I have completed my studies through Lucky Mojo’s Hoodoo / Rootwork Correspondence Course. It took me just about a year since starting, but I was able to complete it. Many of the things I learned, I already had a sense of understanding, but it also clarified a few things. I have a much better understanding of Hoodoo and Southern Folk Magic now – and I can combine that with my own brand of magic. This only makes me more powerful and able to do more for my clients.
I can say this… since combining Southern Folk magic and Hoodoo with the brand of magic I already practiced, I have seen amazing results. I am looking at close to 100% success rate, right now. I can’t wait to start helping even more! Seems like everyone has a niche, if they can just find it. I think I may have found mine – even if it does require lurking in the shadows!
So – being back down in the South and in particular, the bayou, has been a blessing. More to come!
In the meantime – please stop by InexplicableThings.com
Let me know if you are in need of any services that I haven’t gotten around to listing yet – or if you have something in particular going on in your life that you could use some help with, or just talk about. I’m always here – with an open ear.
More to come soon, my minions! Oh, how I’ve missed you!
12 Thursday Mar 2015
Posted in General Musings....
Tags
Beginnings, Blog, Cajun, Candles, Color, Conjure, Etsy, Hello, Hoodoo, Inexplicable Things, Louisiana, Soy
And so, it’s been awhile, since I was able to properly visit this blog.
It’s been a whirlwind of change and adventure for my family. The husband and I made a quick trip to Louisiana in early January – all on the spur of the moment after looking at property on the internet. We met with a realtor at 10 AM and by 4 PM we were signing papers with a broker!
In late February, we up and moved from West Texas, back to our beloved state of all things Cajun. Needless to say – the previous month had been filled with struggles. With everything from the seller cutting down large pine trees to failed/forgotten appraisals. At the end of the day, we wound up deciding that there were simply too many odds against the property and it wasn’t meant to be ours.
Since then, we have found a place to call home for a bit, and I have been able to get back to my candle craft. I have reset my altar, and increased work on a few things. I am about to complete a professional photography certificate, as well as my certified Hoodoo Rootworking course. It’s a time of completion, as well as the anticipation of new beginnings to come.
I am finally to spot where I can offer my candle creations on Etsy again. These candles are all natural soy – which is clean burning, offers much fragrance throw and benefits the American soy bean farmer! My 8oz candles come in a high quality, reusable glass tumbler and packaged in a cute gift box.
They are all handcrafted and hand-poured – with love and happiness. They are not mass produced, nor fancy packaged – but they can be blessed to suit your specific needs.
Candles of a darker nature can also be had here – simply for the asking. More to come , soon, my pets!
Be sure to get over to my Etsy shop at: https://www.etsy.com/shop/InexplicableThings
24 Wednesday Dec 2014
Posted in General Musings....
Tags
Beginnings, Birch, Blog, Candles, Cast, Celtic, Color, Conjure, Coven, Craft, Dark, Divination, Hoodoo, New Year, Resolution, Set Lights, Spells
December 24th – Celtic Birch Moon
Today begins the Celtic New Year – the month of the Birch Moon – which just happens to be the perfect time for new beginnings and making plans for the future. As we draw closer and closer to the end of our regularly observed calendar year, we are ever closer to the beginning of the next.
The Birch Moon begins just after Yule and runs through most of January. Yule is the marked as the shortest day of the year – so the Birch Moon was rejoiced as this begins the period when the daylight hours begin to increase over the hours of darkness. The Birch tree itself is usually the first tree to grow back after a forest has been cut – this only reinforces it’s association with new beginnings. This tree is one of extreme hardiness and will easily thrive in places where Oaks and others cannot. This is the perfect tree for ‘sticking to your guns’ with your New Years Resolutions.
It falls into a “quiet time” which is considered the bleakest time of the year – a great time for reflection and introspection. I generally like to spend a great deal of time in contemplation over the things that occurred in my life during the past year, as well as looking ahead to the future and starting to make plans for the year ahead – hence the term of New Year’s Resolutions.
The following is spell that I have worked for myself, as well as for a few clients. I have also successfully set lights for clients during this time of year for them to realize their resolutions.
Resolution Blessing Spell
Go for a walk outside – collect a birch branch or twig, if you can locate one. They often grow in very urban areas such as parks, nature trails, etc.
When you return home, take a few drops of rose, frankincense or benzoin oil and rub them into the palm of your hand. Annoint a red candle with the oil.
Light the candle and stand in front of it for a few moments – thinking about your resolutions. If you are planning to learn something, see yourself having already learned the task and performing it well – no matter what it is. State your intent – ‘I will write a novel’ or ‘I will learn to sky jump’ whatever it is.
Hold the birch twig at one end and pass it through the candle flames. Turn it around and draw a circle around you in the air – this bind you to the spell.
Repeat your incantation about learning the new task.
Sit down, relax, and visualize yourself performing the task perfectly, time and time again. When you are finished, extinguish the candle.
Magic and Medicine from the Ozarks
NOVELIST, SCREENWRITER & BLOGGER
Swamp Conjure & Bayou Witchery
Magickal Arts
A blog full of humorous and poignant observations.
Surviving The World As We Know It
The Underwater Adventures of PT Hirschfield (click a story below)
Swamp Conjure & Bayou Witchery
Magic and Medicine from the Ozarks
NOVELIST, SCREENWRITER & BLOGGER
Swamp Conjure & Bayou Witchery
Magickal Arts
A blog full of humorous and poignant observations.
Surviving The World As We Know It
The Underwater Adventures of PT Hirschfield (click a story below)
Swamp Conjure & Bayou Witchery
